Adam Why'd you take it...?

Adam, Wut a complete R-Tard! I mean he has the perfect set up, literally, and he goes and blows it so he can please his wife(By please i mean, You Kno) . I mean thats why i think he did it. Cuz the bible says that Eve dont get prego til after they get the boot outta Eden. Do you ever wonder wut was rele goin threw his head at the time? "Dang I wana hit that perfect bod" He must've felt some serious pressure, Although it doesnt rele sound like he gave it a whole lot of thought. In fact 1Ti 2:14 Paul says "Also, Adam was not deceived, but the woman was thoroughly deceived and came to be in transgression" What a Tool.
Another thing is, the bible doesnt specify how old Adam is when he is thrown out of the garden, and it doesnt say how old he is when he has kids, or how old Abel is when Cain kills him, it does specify, however, how old Adam is when he gives birth to Seth, 130. Why am i wondering? We know how much people freaked out about 1975 it being the 6000 since Adam was created, 4026 B.C.E., and how they thought that would be the year Armegeddon would occur, idiots, but what they failed to look at is how old adam was he got kicked out of Eden, this would give a clear year as to when people might be rele needing to freak out.
However, No one knows the hour in which he is coming so speculation should be kept to ourselves. It is hard not to wonder tho, I mean C'mon, we're talking about the end of the world as we kno it! I picture Armmegedon bein like every battle scene in every major production movie LOTR, Gladiator, 300, day after tommorow, war of the worlds,...you get the idea.
Makes you wonder tho, why it all happend in the first place. i mean Jehovah Prolly wouldv forgave Adam if he was rele sorry, and he prolly wouldv given him a new Hotter wife, hard to imagine what a women hotter than perfect wouldv been like, i know, but none the less he screwed it up for us all but the end is sooo close i can almost taste it. Yet I still cant help but wonder..."Adam Why'd you take it?"

The Devil and God are arguing about Cofee

Has there ever been a time in your life when something dreadfully, dismally, depressing, and distracting ever happened to you? Im not talking about something like leaving your cup of dirt flavored piss water that you for whatever suicidal thought induced reason decided to buy at Dunkin DOGnutz this morning on the roof of your car. No! Im talking about something like having your heart ripped out by a scropion woman, and then left to wollow in a pool of a little dogs period blood. then just when youre starting to recover the powers that be just found out that They left their chalky, chuck bucket coffee on the roof of their pontiac gran prix, and now they have nothing better to do than to make sure that everyone who has ever experianced somthing horrible in their life stays in that same angsty, overwheled state, until they realize that they sould just kill them selves and move on, but those who stay strong and decide to try and move on again now have to cover up the stench of malign regret that seeps off the tip of their toungues with a cup of the only thing more VIAL than the bitter taste they already have in their mouth, a cup of America's favorite cup of "lets get it over with" coffee...D.D...God help us all.