Adam Why'd you take it...?

Adam, Wut a complete R-Tard! I mean he has the perfect set up, literally, and he goes and blows it so he can please his wife(By please i mean, You Kno) . I mean thats why i think he did it. Cuz the bible says that Eve dont get prego til after they get the boot outta Eden. Do you ever wonder wut was rele goin threw his head at the time? "Dang I wana hit that perfect bod" He must've felt some serious pressure, Although it doesnt rele sound like he gave it a whole lot of thought. In fact 1Ti 2:14 Paul says "Also, Adam was not deceived, but the woman was thoroughly deceived and came to be in transgression" What a Tool.
Another thing is, the bible doesnt specify how old Adam is when he is thrown out of the garden, and it doesnt say how old he is when he has kids, or how old Abel is when Cain kills him, it does specify, however, how old Adam is when he gives birth to Seth, 130. Why am i wondering? We know how much people freaked out about 1975 it being the 6000 since Adam was created, 4026 B.C.E., and how they thought that would be the year Armegeddon would occur, idiots, but what they failed to look at is how old adam was he got kicked out of Eden, this would give a clear year as to when people might be rele needing to freak out.
However, No one knows the hour in which he is coming so speculation should be kept to ourselves. It is hard not to wonder tho, I mean C'mon, we're talking about the end of the world as we kno it! I picture Armmegedon bein like every battle scene in every major production movie LOTR, Gladiator, 300, day after tommorow, war of the worlds,...you get the idea.
Makes you wonder tho, why it all happend in the first place. i mean Jehovah Prolly wouldv forgave Adam if he was rele sorry, and he prolly wouldv given him a new Hotter wife, hard to imagine what a women hotter than perfect wouldv been like, i know, but none the less he screwed it up for us all but the end is sooo close i can almost taste it. Yet I still cant help but wonder..."Adam Why'd you take it?"