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for some reason my post about Adam comes up black, not blank, so to read it you have to highlight the whole flipin thing. Sorry for the inconvenience

Adam Why'd You Take It...? ReDo

Adam, Wut a complete R-Tard! I mean he has the perfect set up, literally, and he goes and blows it so he can please his wife(By please i mean, You Kno) . I mean thats why i think he did it. Cuz the bible says that Eve dont get prego til after they get the boot outta Eden. Do you ever wonder wut was rele goin threw his head at the time? "Dang I wana hit that perfect bod" He must've felt some serious pressure, Although it doesnt rele sound like he gave it a whole lot of thought. In fact 1Ti 2:14 Paul says "Also, Adam was not deceived, but the woman was thoroughly deceived and came to be in transgression" What a Tool.
Another thing is, the bible doesnt specify how old Adam is when he is thrown out of the garden, and it doesnt say how old he is when he has kids, or how old Abel is when Cain kills him, it does specify, however, how old Adam is when he gives birth to Seth, 130. Why am i wondering? We know how much people freaked out about 1975 it being the 6000 since Adam was created, 4026 B.C.E., and how they thought that would be the year Armegeddon would occur, idiots, but what they failed to look at is how old adam was he got kicked out of Eden, this would give a clear year as to when people might be rele needing to freak out.
However, No one knows the hour in which he is coming so speculation should be kept to ourselves. It is hard not to wonder tho, I mean C'mon, we're talking about the end of the world as we kno it! I picture Armmegedon bein like every battle scene in every major production movie LOTR, Gladiator, 300, day after tommorow, war of the worlds,...you get the idea.
Makes you wonder tho, why it all happend in the first place. i mean Jehovah Prolly wouldv forgave Adam if he was rele sorry, and he prolly wouldv given him a new Hotter wife, hard to imagine what a women hotter than perfect wouldv been like, i know, but none the less he screwed it up for us all but the end is sooo close i can almost taste it. Yet I still cant help but wonder..."Adam Why'd you take it?"

Emomlet

A breakfast of Emo-proportion. You know the saying "you are what you eat...?" Well...its true. I think i made this the night before I moved from my last house. It was like two in the morning and i was pretty hungry from all the crying I'd been doing, so i decided to invent the Emomlet
As you probably already figured out an Emomlet is an Emo Omlet. If your wondering what one of these cutterific creations taste like, try eatting a year and a half worth of pure regret and infidelic tradedy with a bowl of "What That Smell Like" Washed all down with a jarful of tears!
F You Bruce Springstein

The Cliche

This is a poem, soon to be song, i wrote shortly after the breakup. Its cliche yea, but so is life! "Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling somthing." (Princess Bride). anywhoo this is what ive got so far.

What Ive got isnt half of what Im use to
use to look up now Im only looking back
you turned your back on what we had
now I am only half a man
It is true
It is sad and upsetting
but soon I'll be letting it go
For just how long I may never know
Are my colors starting to show
I dont know
What I can have isnt all that I want
and its times like these that assure me
its a fact
Now Im lying down flat on my chest
quietly hoping that this would work out for the best
Im not sure how this will affect me
I have no choice but i wish you would let me
choose what i do
but i dont know
no i dont know
and im sad 'cause neither do you

Suck on that K-Dev! Ya Pansy! J/K, Kevin Devine is Divine!